Divorced Barbie

Un día un padre sale del trabajo y de camino a casa, de repente, recuerda que es el cumpleaños de su hija.

El se para en una tienda de juguetes y le pide a la señora de las ventas, '¿Cuánto por uno de esos Barbie's en la ventana?

La vendedora responde: "¿Cuál quiere, señor?

Tenemos: Work Out Barbie por $19,95 dólares, Shopping Barbie por $ 19,95 dólares, Playa Barbie por $ 19,95 dólares , Disco Barbie por $ 19,95 dólares, Ballerina Barbie para $ 19.95 dólares, Astronauta de Barbie por $ 19.95 dólares, Skater Barbie por $ 19.95 dólares, y la Barbie divorciada para $ 265,95 dólares.

El padre sorprendido le pregunta: 'Cuanto es?! ¿Por qué es la
Barbie Divorciada $ 265,95 y los demás sólo $ 19.95?

La vendedora se corta los ojos, suspira y responde: "Señor ...,
Barbie Divorciada viene con: el coche de Ken, la Casa de Ken, el barco de Ken, los muebles de Ken, la computadora de Ken, uno de los amigos de Ken, y un llavero de hecho con los juevos de Ken



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I Will Survive

En ilo de el post que escribio nuestro fellow blogero Mis Huellas, encontramo esta cancion. Con el "beat" de "I will Survive" disfrutan lo siguente.



At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong,

and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!



Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out !?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count



[Chorus]



I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!





It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!



[Chorus]



I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

Stressed at the office???

Shut up already!!!