I Will Survive

En ilo de el post que escribio nuestro fellow blogero Mis Huellas, encontramo esta cancion. Con el "beat" de "I will Survive" disfrutan lo siguente.



At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!

But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,

that I grew strong,

and I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,

I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!

I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream

Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!



Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,

Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!

Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out !?

Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count



[Chorus]



I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!





It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,

When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!

But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,

Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!



[Chorus]



I will survive! I will survive!

Cuz as long as I have batteries,

My sex life's gonna thrive!

I will always have good sex,

With a handful of latex!

I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!